Phone home. Phone home. Elliott. |
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Say ''hello'' to my little friend! |
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You're not gonna fall for the banana in the tailpipe? |
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Yippee-ki-yay, motherf**ker. |
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You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. |
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Tomorrow, tomorrow, I love ya, tomorrow! You're only a day away. |
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That's not a knife… THAT’S a knife. |
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Get away from her, you B***H! |
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You fake a stomach cramp, and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school. |
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Hai! Wax on, right hand. Wax off, left hand. Wax on, wax off. |
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No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try. |
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Wait a minute. Wait a minute Doc, uh, are you telling me you built a time machine... out of a DeLorean? |
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He tasks me. He tasks me, and I shall have him. I'll chase him round the Moons of Nibia and round the Antares Maelstrom and round Perdition's flames before I give him up! |
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PATHETIC! You are so pathetic! That was Little House on the Prairie! |
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I am not an animal! I am a human being. |
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I want you to find this nancy-boy Eliot Ness, I want him dead! I want his family dead! |
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No wonder you hate me. If a toon killed my brother, I'd hate me too. |
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It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses. |
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That was Mozart. That! That giggling dirty-minded creature I had just seen, crawling on the floor! |
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You killed Ted, you medieval dickweed! |
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Now you can jump if you want to, but you'll be taking me with you and that makes you a murderer. |
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The Cleaners, the Bog of Stench… you sure got his attention! |
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Never underestimate the power of the Schwartz! |
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Pay up, Mortimer. I've won the bet. |
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You will bow down before me, Jor-El! First you, and then one day, Jor-El, your heirs! |
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Yes. Well, when I see 5 weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of 100 people, I shoot the b**tards. That's my policy. |
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I am King, and this… is Excalibur. Sword of kings from the dawn of time. |
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Into the mud, scum queen. |
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I was born in 1518 in the village of Glenfinnan on the shores of Loch Shiel. And I am immortal. |
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The point is, ladies and gentlemen, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. |
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Yes, you are right, Madame; the sky is blue, the sun is shining, and yet you forget that everywhere there is evil under the sun. |
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Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking Nerf herder. |
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This is home. There’s no Tomorrowland, and … and I ain't Captain Walker. |
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Papa, can you hear me? Papa, can you see me? |
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The poor are going to be absolutely thrilled. Have you met them at all? |
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Marilyn? I could die in this room. |
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We're ten hours from the f**king fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. |
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What does it mean? Two girls with green eyes. After all these years. |
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After the earthquakes and tidal waves, they won't be the same human beings. They'll be more docile. Tractable. Easier for you to rule. |
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General, you are listening to a machine! Do the world a favour and don't act like one. |
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Come on! Artax! Fight against the sadness, Artax. Artax, please, you're letting the sadness of the Swamps get to you. |
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Listen, I'll take you out of here. Yeah. Jet glider just a couple of blocks down the street. |
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Don't you do it! Don't! You... I GOT NOWHERE ELSE TO GO! I got nowhere else to g... |
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Greetings, Starfighter. You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the frontier against Xur and the Ko-Dan armada. |
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Roger, Roger. What's our vector,Victor? |
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Sloth, get back here. Hold on. Sloth, what are you doing? |
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Oh, great. You killed the invisible swordsman! |
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Evil! Pure and simple, from the 8th Dimension! |
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Quick! Untie us before they realise you're not a God, you're just an American. |
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Hey, Danny, better not dream and drive. |
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An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind. |
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Take this quarter, go downtown and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face. |
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Where does he get those wonderful toys? |
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I've seen The Exorcist about a hundred and sixty-seven times and it keeps getting funnier every single time I see it ... Not to mention the fact that you're talking to a dead guy. |
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No man may have me, unless he's beaten me in a fair fight. |
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1-2-3-4-5? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard of in my life! That's the kinda thing an idiot would have on his luggage! |
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Hiya Wall. Well what's wrong with that? There's a woman three doors down talks to her microwave. Talking to a microwave! Wall, what's the world coming to? |
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We want the finest wines available to humanity. |
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Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist. |
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Error. Grasshopper disassembled... Re-assemble! |
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You'll put it out now mister!! |
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I wouldn't sell my bike for all the money in the world. Not for a hundred million, trillion, billion dollars! |
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You want me to renounce my throne? I will. From this moment on, I renounce my throne. I'm no longer the prince of Zamunda. I renounce my throne! Does this make you happy? |
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Crom! I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. |
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I'm gonna die on a toilet, aren't I? |
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No, I don't hate Balboa. I pity the fool, and I will destroy any man who tries to take what I got! |
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That is not a ''2''. That is a ''Z''! |
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Breathe easy... Ahh!! Using the whole fist, Doc?! |
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What he did to Hamlet, we are now doing to Poland. |
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I could have killed 'em all, I could've killed you. In town you're the law, out here it's me. |
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Take your weapon. Strike me down with all of your hatred and your journey towards the dark side will be complete! |
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You're not getting away from me, Bandit! I'll chase you in hot-pursuit to the ends of the earth! You sumbitch! |
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I’ve got it. His real name is Arty Morty! |
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I made that up. You know Marcus; he got lost, once, in his own museum! |
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Stuff my orders! I only kill professionals. That girl didn't know one end of a rifle from the other. |
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Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads. |
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Karl ... Schieß dem Fenster… Shoot… the glass! |
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Can you tell me, is this bus going to Cartagena? |
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I have been… and always shall be… your friend. |
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It's K-K-K-Ken! C-c-c-coming to k-k-k-kill me! How you gonna c-c-c-catch me, K-K-K-Ken? |
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Under the sea, under the sea. Darling it's better down where it's wetter. Take it from me. |
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We came. We saw. We kicked its ass. |
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Should I tell you about your father? Boy, that's a tough one. Will it affect your decision to send him here, knowing that he is your father? |
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