| Quote | Character | Movie |
| Ronald Reagan? The actor?! | |
| I’m not bad. I’m just drawn that way. | |
| Well, I got her numbah. How do you like them apples? | |
| Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next. | |
| A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. | |
| That's not a knife...THAT'S a knife. | |
| Obviously you're not a golfer. | |
| I couldn't help it, boss. I tried to take it back, but it was too late. | |
| No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die! | |
| A boy's best friend is his mother. | |
| I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good-looking. | |
| I wish I could speak whale. | |
| Mmm-mmm, that is a tasty burger! | |
| It will be mine. Oh yes. It will be mine. | |
| Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn! | |
| Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. | |
| You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. | |
| The Kobayashi Maru scenario frequently wreaks havoc on students and equipment. | |
| The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the force. | |
| I have many leather-bound books, and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. | |
| Locksley! I'm gonna cut your heart out with a spoon! | |
| I must've drank me about 15 Dr. Peppers. | |
| This is my house. I have to defend it. | |