You feel that sting, big boy, huh? That's pride ****IN' with you! You gotta fight through that ****!

That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten.

Garçon! Coffee!

Oh, I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?

Would you give a guy a foot massage?

That's when you know you've found somebody special. When you can just shut the **** up for a minute and comfortably enjoy the silence.

I'm pretty ****in' far from okay.

You ever listen to K-Billy's 'Super Sounds of the Seventies' weekend? It's my personal favorite.

Look, I ordered coffee. Now we've been here a long ****ing time and she's only filled my cup three times.

You know what, I think it's all that black semen been pumped up your ass so far, now it's backed into your ****in brain, and it's coming out your mouth!

Because you're a faggot, alright?

If you shoot this man, you die next. Repeat. If you shoot this man, you die next

Now take your wiener schnitzel lickin' finger and point out on this map what I want to know.

The Führer is attending the premiere

Monsieur LaPadite, to both your family and your cows I say: Bravo.

There's a special rung in hell reserved for people who waste good scotch. Seeing as how I may be rapping on the door momentarily.

Who wants to send a message to Germany?

That woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die.

I might never have liked you. Point of fact, I despise you. But that doesn't suggest I don't respect you. Dying in our sleep is a luxury our kind is rarely afforded. My gift to you

Those of you lucky enough to have your lives, take them with you. However, leave the limbs you've lost. They belong to me now.

Funny, you like samurai swords... I like baseball.

Batman is actually Bruce Wayne, Spider-Man is actually Peter Parker. When that character wakes up in the morning, he's Peter Parker.

I despise the goddamn Japs!

AK-47. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every mother****er in the room, accept no substitutes.

I ain't ridin' in no trunk for no minute, man.

Well, I've flown seven million miles. And I've been waiting on people almost 20 years.

You know, a good cop will never let you know he knows you're full of ****.

Yeah, that hit the spot