| Opening Lyric | Song Title |
| There are (song title) in the clouds... Doin' it! | |
| I see you girls checkin' out my trunks! | |
| It's a cold night, Beneath the street lights, There's a man whose pants are too tight | |
| Some people say that rappers don’t have feelings. We have feelings! | |
| Pom pom-pom, pom pom-pom (ping!) | |
| (song title) Going to the party, Sippin' on Bacardi, Wanna meet a hottie, But there's Adam, Steve and Marty | |
| Loretta broke it off in a letter, She wrote that she was leaving and that her life would be better. | |
| ...Not all the puppies are born so lucky... | |
| I was wandering through the streets of the city ... | |
| (song title), Lost, but happy, at sea! | |
| The town hall, Note the mosaic wall, Well, there are 5,600 tiles on that wall I know, I counted them all | |
| Checking out the hotties down on Cuba, Sweet Suzy Sue is playing the tuba, ye-ah | |