| Lyric | Finish | Additional |
| One foot on the brake | |
| Well, there's too much traffic, | |
| So I tried | |
| A big black and white | |
| Go on | |
| Post my face, | |
| Take my license | |
| I can't drive | |
| So I signed my name on | |
| Yeah the judge said, | |
| I'm gonna throw your ass | |
| Looked me in the eye, said, | |
| I said | |
| Write me up for | |
| Post my face, | |
| Take my license | |
| | Lyric | Finish | Additional |
| I can't drive | |
| I can't drive | |
| I can't drive | |
| I can't drive | |
| I can't drive | |
| When I drive that slow | |
| And I can't get my car | |
| What used to take two hours | |
| It took me 16 hours | |
| Go on | |
| Post my face, | |
| Take my license | |
| I can't drive | |
| I can't drive.. | |
| I can't drive... | |
| I can't drive | |
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