| Phrase | Skit | Series (If Any) |
| 'We gave him butter just last week!' | |
| If I prove to you that there are no monsters in your closet, will you go to bed?' | |
| 'I just need one good idea. Not two ideas, not three ideas, just one.' | |
| 'Who uses text signatures?' | |
| 'Your gonna shoot me if I shoot myself? That doesn't make any sense!' | |
| 'That's why we got cancelled.' | |
| 'We are all proud of you son. Except for that guy; he hates you.' | |
| 'Who said these dates could see?' | |
| 'I made this for you!' | |
| 'It took me like two years to come up with this shirt!' | |
| 'Too late n00b!' | |
| 'I hate that game, and get that camera out of my face!' | |
| 'Dude, I want that jacket so bad.' | |
| 'Julian, just close the door.' | |
| 'You are the lamest excuse for a ghost I have ever seen. In fact, you make Casper the Friendly Ghost look intimidating.' | |
| 'Do you hear that? It's a group of people blowing their noses toghether!' | |
| 'We found out yesterday that she is expecting.' | |
| 'Do you guys think that I could take this stuff back without the box?' | |
| | Phrase | Skit | Series (If Any) |
| 'No. I want twelve. I want twelve of them.' | |
| 'Yeah, well thanks for the translation Pacman!' | |
| 'That corpse flaked out on movie time, and if I remember correctly he still owes you twenty bucks' | |
| 'What are you doing with our TV?' | |
| 'So your me, separated by a couple of minutes, but were wearing different pants.' | |
| 'Who could I call? Decisions, decisions. Ah.' | |
| 'Oh no, there's only one slice left.' | |
| 'Your gonna make a 'great' parent someday.' | |
| 'His coffee's 'black'. His coffee's 'white'. But we drink it both ways, cause it's alright.' | |
| 'Anthony, if you hang up that phone I am not giving you a hot tub massage!' | |
| 'h'uuhh?' | |
| 'Oh, so you hide behind the curtains and the problem goes away.' | |
| 'I've never actually tried Hot Kool Aid. I am such a hypocrite.' | |
| 'I can sell this to you for just ninety-nine cents.' | |
| 'Maybe next time we should tell them we're tired.' | |
| 'All your friends will hate your guts, if you don't sit still. Your family will disown your butt and probably have you killed.' | |
| 'Once we get physical, boy, your gonna need a physical.' | |
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