Sitcoms and TV Comedy Shows Id by Line

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Alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems
As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.
Dear Lord, would it kill you to give the Packers a winning season? Oh, and uh, watch over my loving family, blah blah blah...
Dyn-O-Mite!!
Gee, Dad, I have enough trouble keeping myself good without keeping all the other kids good.
He look-a like-a man
Hello, Miss - oh I'm sorry, the Colonel didn't tell me his daughter was visiting
Hey boys, boys, boys, let's watch the cigarette butts, shall we? This is my house, not a pigsty.
Hey Hey Hey!
Hi, I'm Larry, this is my brother Darryl, and this is my other brother Darryl.
Honey, you can't let some nicks and cuts and contusions stop you from going. If I did that wouldn't go anywhere.
How come we overcame and nobody told me?
How do you like yer possum, Lowell, fallin' off the bones tender or with a little fight left in it?
I brought you in this world and I'll take you out!
If I ever get off this sofa I will be unstoppable.
I have one son who's about to become my daughter, another son whom people are trying to kill, I have a lunatic stepson and a dummy living in my home and a husband who won't make lo
I have to go. I'm conducting a seminar in multiple personality disorders, and it takes me forever to fill out the nametags
I interviewed a lot of women last night that got dirty phone calls. I had to take down all of the conversations. I got names. I got addresses. I also got excited.
If you want to have sex, the kids have to leave, and if you want it to be good, you'll have to leave.
If you're watching this tape - and I knew you'd pick this one - you are now in possession of my porn. This can only mean two things - either I'm dead, or I'm now in a committed rel
I'll carry your books, I'll carry a torch, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll even 'hari-k
I see nothing! I know nothing!
Is your cat making too much noise all the time? Is your cat constantly stomping around driving you crazy? Is your cat clawing at your furniture? Think there’s no answer? You’re
It's a dog eat dog world, and I'm wearing Milkbone underwear.
It's actually tomorrow in Tokyo. Do you realize that there are people alive here in Minneapolis who are already dead in Tokyo?
It's my hot body; I'll do what I want! I don't go to school and I kill people! What-evah! I'll do what I want!
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I was just thinking, when I was a young girl, I never knew what every young girl was supposed to know. And now I am going to be an old lady, I don't know what every old lady is sup
I was waiting for the universe to dispense some justice but sometimes the universe is just too damn slow. The effects of putting Nair in someone's styling gel, however, only take a
I wonder about things, like, if they call an orange an 'orange', then why don't we call a banana a 'yellow' or an apple a 'red'? Blueberries, I understand. But will someone explain
Charrrrrrrrge it!
Kiss my grits!
Man this is weird. You ever realize Captain Crunch's eyebrows are actually on his hat?
Mom always says don't play ball in the house!
Nanu-Nanu!
No one can pull the wool over my eyes. Cashmere maybe, but wool, never.
One of these days... One of these days... POW! Right in the kisser!
Ongoing train wreck aside, I love this idea; it's great synergy. By putting a TV actress into the movie world we can promote both. It's like how we're including a Heroes DVD with e
Seeing how this is your first real date, I think there's a couple things you need to know. Listen, if you gonna hold the popcorn, you hold it UP in plain sight. So when he go reach
Sit on it!
Some men dedicate their lives to science. Some men dedicate their lives to politics. I'm dedicating my life to understanding you.
The old Professor Peter Peckinpah all purpose anti-personnel Peckinpah pocket pistol under the toupee trick.
The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.
Up your nose with a rubber hose!
We don’t have any plans, we just don’t wanna go to dinner with you
Well isn't that special?
Whatchu talkin' 'bout?
What in the holy name of crap are you talking about?
You can't give an I.O.U. to the U.P.S. for a C.O.D.! Or else they'd call the F.B.I.!
You got some 'splainin' to do!
You know, I rather like this God fellow. He’s very theatrical. A little pestilence here, a plague there... Omnipotence...got to get me some of that.
You'll have to excuse my mother. She suffered a slight stroke a few years ago which rendered her totally annoying.
Your Honor, according to witnesses, Miss Congeniality led the attack with a kick to the groin.

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