| Clue | Home Planet | Place Finished |
| Goddess of Love was hard to beat representing her native planet | |
| Remember that girl you saw on spring break who once made your mouth drop? Her better looking sister | |
| Kajira was disappointed that she couldn't win for her master | |
| Rhea might have finished higher but her evening gown had several big rings around its collar | |
| T'Pol was highly logical with her speech on what she'd accomplish if she won | |
| Kara just thought it was super she was allowed to compete for her destroyed native planet | |
| Leia was less happy about her destroyed planet but other contestants labeled her a princess | |
| Finishing 7th out of 9 Runner Ups was coincidental and she thought resistance to her charms was futile | |
| Romana time travelled as her talent | |
| Zev's lizardly libido caught the attention of all the judges | |
| Koriand'r was titanically pleased about winning Miss Congeniality | |
| Her poem about the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal made two judges explode and she was disqualified | |