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| ROSS: 'I mean, last year Elizabeth now-now this kid. What-what-what-what is it? Am I giving out some kind of... sexy professor vibe?' | |
| ROSS: 'Wanna hear something weird?' | |
| PHOEBE: 'If I kept it, it would be like stealing.' | |
| ROSS: 'My wife is a lesbian.' | |
| MONICA: 'I'll never have a first kiss again.' | |
| CHANDLER: 'Now you stay out here and you think about what you did.' ROSS: 'That's a duck.' | |
| MONICA: 'I'm sorry, sweetie. When she said 'sex' I wasn't thinking of sex with you.' | |
| MONICA: 'Rachel, you have to find Chandler's dad.' RACHEL: 'Ok, what does he look like?' | |
| JOEY: 'Oh, man. He took the five of spades.' | |
| MONICA (on the phone with VISA): 'Um, they say there's been some unusual activity on your account.' RACHEL: 'But I haven't used my card in weeks.' | |
| JANICE: 'Have any of you almost...?' (had sex with each other) | |
| RACHEL: 'Cool. Urkel in Spanish is...' | |
| CHANDLER: 'Sometimes I wish I was a woman...' | |
| JOEY: 'Hey Gunther, have you seen Chandler?' | |
| ROSS: 'Oh my God! Did she get off the plane? Did she get off the plane?' | |
| RACHEL: No, Joey. U-N-I-sex. | |
| ROSS: 'Hi...' (First episode!) | |
| RACHEL: 'Are you sure that on some level you don't want to take off my bra?' | |
| RACHEL: 'You know, Ben, I was your daddy's girlfriend.' | |
| JOEY: 'Who names his boat Coast Guard anyway?' | |
| (Joey is humming) MONICA: 'I hear something! Where is it?' RACHEL: 'It's coming from Joey...' | |
| 'Do you know anything about chicks?' | |
| CHANDLER: 'I'm making chocolate milk. You want some?' | |
| ROSS: 'I'm sorry your husband cheated on you.' | |
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| RACHEL: 'Ross, are you okay?' | |
| JOEY: 'Oh, I'm sorry. Did I get you?' | |
| ROSS: 'You know what? I'd better pass on the game. I'm just gonna go home and think about my ex-wife and her lesbian lover.' | |
| JOEY: 'You're gonna throw that juice in my face aren't you?' | |
| ROSS: 'Chandler entered a Vanilla Ice look-alike contest and WON!' | |
| ROSS: Joey... Omnipotent. | |
| CHANDLER: 'If I were a guy...' | |
| RACHEL: 'Yeah, well, word of advice: Bring back the comedian. Otherwise next time you're gonna find yourself sitting at home, listening to that album alone.' | |
| Practically any shocking line or event... | |
| MONICA: 'Stick out your tongue.' | |
| JOEY: 'And you call yourself an accountant?' | |
| PHOEBE: 'This is big. No this is huge. No this is like really really... all right what's bigger than huge?' | |
| CHANDLER: 'I'm thinking of having an affair with your wife! Oh, you know what, I just did!' JOEY: 'Really?' | |
| JOEY: 'We don't know how long we're gonna be stuck here. We might have to repopulate the world.' | |
| PHOEBE: 'Why isn't it Spidermen? You know, like Goldmen, Silvermen.' | |
| JOEY: 'You hide my clothes, I'm wearing everything you own! Look at me, I'm Chandler...' | |
| MONICA: 'Why must your family be Scottish?' | |
| JANICE: 'Hello, Funny Valentine.' | |
| PHOEBE: Aw, Pheebs... | |
| MONICA: 'My motto is get out before they go down.' | |
| MONICA: 'Okay, I've got a leg, three breasts, and a wing.' | |
| MONICA: 'I'm dating a guy whose pool I once peed in.' | |
| JOEY: 'Do you practice losing at the Grammys too?' | |
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