| Quote | Character |
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| Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it! | |
| Funny, she doesn't look Druish. | |
| Why didn't somebody tell me my ass was so big? | |
| My hair, he shot my hair! | |
| Well it sure ain't Temple Beth Israel. | |
| Oh yes, sir. Snotty beamed me twice last night. It was wonderful. | |
| Or else pizza is gonna send out for you! | |
| And last, but not least, Spaceballs: the Doll. Me. | |
| Don't be sorry, be quiet! | |
| I knew it. I'm surrounded by ****s! | |
| Sorry sir! I'm doing my best! | |
| Who are you, one of the freaks? | |
| They've gone to plaid! | |
| Water, my ass! Bring this guy some Pepto-Bismol! | |
| I've lost the bleeps, I've lost the sweeps, and I've lost the creeps. | |
| Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal! | |
| Nobody knows the trouble I've seen. Nobody knows but Jesus. | |
| Forget the ring! The ring is bubkis! I found it in a cracker jack box! | |
| I hate it when my Schwartz gets twisted! | |
| Dink, Dink. Dink, Dink, Dink, Dink, Dink, Dink. | |
| We ain't found s*%#! | |
| | Quote | Character |
|---|
| One, two, three, four, five? That's amazing! I've got the same combination on my luggage! | |
| I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate. | |
| 10, 9, 8, 6-- | |
| Please bring her back safely! And if it's at all possible, try to save the car. | |
| Helmet. So, at last we meet for the first time for the last time. | |
| What's the matter with this thing? What's all this churning and bubbling? You call that a radar screen? | |
| Alright people, it's magic time! | |
| Well, if it isn't Lone Starr and his side kick Puke. | |
| Were at 'now,' now. | |
| Who knows? God willing we'll all meet again in Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money. | |
| And what have we got on this thing, a Cuisinart? | |
| It's my industrial-strength hair-dryer, and I can't live without it! | |
| Never underestimate the power of the Schwartz! | |
| Come baaaaaaa......ack! | |
| Not in here, mister! This is a Mercedes! | |
| It's Megamaid! She's gone from suck to blow! | |
| Did I miss something? When did we get to Disneyland? | |
| Geezbeasties! What's happened to his head? | |
| Yes, we'll have to go right to... Ludicrous speed! | |
| May the Schwartz be with you! | |
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