| Attribute | President |
| Wolverine | |
| Short and cool | |
| Tough/gipper | |
| Ohio fat | |
| Wheelchair | |
| Black/big ears | |
| Black hair | |
| Fat cat | |
| Fil fat | |
| Wooden teeth | |
| No beard | |
| Pince-nez (strange magic glasses) | |
| Tall/Curly hair | |
| Cold | |
| Skinny | |
| Fat | |
| Smelled like nuts | |
| White hair/trigger finger | |
| Comb over | |
| Van fat | |
| Face | |
| Weird tuft of hair | |
| | Attribute | President |
| Sweet tooth | |
| W. | |
| Mutton chops | |
| Top hat | |
| Prickgressive | |
| tfaT | |
| Beard | |
| Ohio fat | |
| Five stars | |
| Dam | |
| Wife/mistress | |
| Alchoholism | |
| Chubby chaser | |
| Nose | |
| White beard | |
| Readable lips | |
| Nose | |
| Lanky/top hat | |
| Tall/looks like Buck Strickland | |
| Scowl | |
| Short | |
| Side burns | |
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