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| That's the last time I play with matches! | |
| That's one of the good things about Paris: lots of girls willing to take their clothes off. | |
| The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do. | |
| When you have insomnia, you're never really asleep... and you're never really awake. | |
| If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions. | |
| You mind telling your subconscious to take it easy? | |
| It's not easy having a good time! Even smiling makes my face ache! | |
| Forty years I been asking permission to piss. I can't squeeze a drop without say-so. | |
| I was hiding under your porch because I love you. | |
| Luca Brasi held a gun to his head, and my father assured him that either his brains or his signature would be on the contract. | |
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| Yeah, a landlord's dream: a paralyzed tenant with no tongue. | |
| Yes that does make you a dork. Especially since Gandalf the Grey only appears in Fellowship. He returns in Two Towers as Gandalf the White. | |
| When you fall asleep tonight, I'm gonna fart in your face. | |
| Well, as far as brains go, I got the lion's share. But, when it comes to brute strength... I'm afraid I'm at the shallow end of the gene pool. | |
| A pile of**** has a thousand eyes. | |
| Well, as far as I'm concerned, the Internet is just another way of being rejected by women. | |
| He's always chasing the pot of gold, but when he gets there, at the end of the day, it's just corn flakes. | |
| Heh, me lead you? Lady look at me, I don't even know where the hell I am half the time | |
| We're all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that's all. | |
| The first boy I ever kissed ended up in a coma for three weeks. | |
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