| Quote | Unit | Race |
| 'Look at all these pretty lights!' | |
| 'He's dead, Jim.' | |
| 'Hey! You there...' | |
| 'I am zerg!' | |
| 'This is not an idle threat!' | |
| 'Darkness overpowering...' | |
| 'E equals MC... D'oh, let me get my notepad.' | |
| 'I vote we frag this commander.' | |
| 'What IS your major malfunction?' | |
| 'And now for your first lesson. Mmhahahaha' | |
| 'I'm just curious, why am I so good?' | |
| 'What's your name?' | |
| 'I REALLY have to go. ...number one.' | |
| | Quote | Unit | Race |
| 'All for the empire!' | |
| 'You tryin' to get invited to my next barbecue?' | |
| 'Drop your weapon, you have 15 seconds to comply.' | |
| 'I don't have time to f**k around!' | |
| 'Blucher!' | |
| 'To hurl chunks, please use the vomit bag in front of you.' | |
| 'Keep it up. I dare ya.' | |
| 'Signal unstable...' | |
| 'Your thoughts betray you.' | |
| 'Checklist completed. ...S.O.B.' | |
| 'They should have sent a poet.' | |
| 'I'm locked in here tighter than a frog's butt in a watermelon seed fight.' | |
| 'Your taunts are ill-advised, Templar.' | |
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