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| Bit of breaking news, we now go live to Diane being a bitch. Diane. ? | |
| Dad, if I don't get my driver's license, I'll never have any boyfriends, I'll never get married and I'll have to adopt a kid like Rosie O'Donnell. ? | |
| Hello, 911? Yeah, it's caught in the window this time. ? | |
| Peter, I want you to help Chris. Kids do better when parents take an interest in their schoolwork. I saw that on a two-part report on Dateline Tuesday and Dateline Katilsday.? | |
| It's the new police surveillance van. We're going on a beer run. Wanna join us?? | |
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| The only British idiom I know is that 'fag' means 'cigarette.'? | |
| Wow You must've had a great body before it went all funhouse mirror on you? | |
| You could be in magazines. You could! And not just like 'Juggs' or, or 'Creamsicle'...? | |
| Physics Department? Oh, that explains all the gravity!? | |
| Look at Jesus, Hanging there all by himself. You'd think those bulldogs would invite him to their card game.? | |
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