| Quote | Character Name |
|---|
| Anything else around here need milking? | |
| Are we simply romantically challenged, or are we sluts? | |
| Do any of you have a completely unremarkable friend or maybe a houseplant I could go to dinner with on Saturday night? | |
| My hair hurts. | |
| I have to hand it to you kid. Most people come to Paris to fall in love. You came and got slapped. | |
| I think it's too late, he just said, 'Sex is dirty.' | |
| I don't know, I've seen you with my dog and you mostly just seem uncomfortable. | |
| Oh, my god, she's fashion roadkill! | |
| If you don't want to marry me right now, you'll never want to marry me. | |
| Okay? You're Audrey Hepburn... owitz! | |
| Call me Bob. | |
| Yeah, I'd have to say that's all code for: He's just not that into you. | |
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