| Quote | Character |
| 'Well, that's funny. Because I thought that you going into the jungle by yourself, being chased by jaguars, lying to me to take you back to the palace were all really *bad* ideas.' | |
| 'Well, he ain't gettin' any deader.' | |
| 'This is Yzma, the emperor's advisor. Living proof that dinosaurs once roamed the earth.' | |
| 'Well, he is the emperor. I'm sure he's busy.' | |
| 'Make my potatoes a salad.' | |
| 'I gotta go wash something.' | |
| 'Nobody's that heartless.' | |
| 'Hey, I've been turned into a cow. Can I go home? | |
| 'The poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison. That poison?' | |
| 'That's not as impressive as my loose tooth!' | |
| 'That seems like a pretty crucial conjunction.' | |
| 'I had a dream that Dad was tied to a log, and was careening out of control down a raging river of DEATH!' | |
| 'For the last time, we did not order a giant trampoline.' | |
| | Quote | Character |
| 'It's called a cruel irony, like my dependence on you.' | |
| 'Bless you for coming out in public.' | |
| 'Oh, look. A golden-throated small-winged warbler. Just one more for exotic bird bingo.' | |
| 'Bewaaaaaare the groooooooove.....' | |
| 'You're just gonna have to trust me!' | |
| '...or, to save on postage, I'll just poison him with this.' | |
| 'That's the freakiest thing I've ever seen.' | |
| 'Break it down? This is hand-carved mahogany.' | |
| 'You owe me a new acorn.' | |
| 'Three oinkers wearing pants, plate of hot air, a basket of Grandma's breakfast, and change the bull to a gill.' | |
| 'I ate a bug today!' | |
| 'I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless little flea! And then, I'll put that flea in a box. And then I'll put that box inside another box, and then mail that box to myself. And when | |
| 'That is the last time we take directions from a squirrel.' | |
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