| Quote | Movie |
| 'I'm a zit. Get it?' | |
| 'You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up!' | |
| 'And take off that vest. You look like Aladdin' | |
| 'I've never hit a kid before. I mean, that's like asking who Gandhi is.' | |
| 'No, baby, you're money.' | |
| 'Anybody want a peanut?' | |
| 'Attention campers. Lunch has been cancelled due to lack of hustle. Deal with it.' | |
| 'He's on his final hole. He's about 455 yards away, he's gonna hit about a 2 iron I think.' | |
| 'Because as we all know, money can't buy knives.' | |
| | Quote | Movie |
| 'Hermaphrodites! I rented it so we could watch it together.' | |
| 'You know, I'm a rather brilliant surgeon. Perhaps I can help you with that hump.' 'What hump?' | |
| 'Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.' | |
| 'Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this...and totally redeem yourself!' | |
| 'You are worthress, Arec Barrwin!' | |
| 'All I have to say about that is 'asphinctersayswhat.'' | |
| 'PC Load Letter? What the f@ck does that mean?' | |
| 'Ow, Scuba Steve! Damn you!' | |
| 'All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine.' | |
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