| 'Come on, we're friends!...That bitch always hated me.' |
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| 'He can press her up against that window as much as he wants. For all I care, he can throw her through the damn thing.' |
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| 'That fake British woman's a real bitch, but she sure can dance.' |
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| 'In a way, I actually judge her for not dumping me sooner.' |
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| 'He's a guy I used to massage. And by massage, I mean hold down so he wouldn't flash me.' |
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| 'She's annoying, but she's his girlfriend now. I mean, what can we do?' |
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| 'It's just... I HATE that guy!' |
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| 'She's a little ditzy... and I've seen her be too into her looks.' |
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| 'I'm telling you guys, when she runs, she looks like a cross between Kermit the Frog and the Six Million Dollar Man.' |
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| 'He hasn't asked me how I'm feeling or offered to carry my bags. I feel bad for the woman who ends up with him.' |
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| 'That guy's underwear SUCKS!' |
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| 'I didn't realize how late it was until I saw the five-o-clock shadow on her head.' |
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| 'Just because she went to Yale Drama, she thinks she's like the greatest actress since, since, sliced bread!' |
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| 'He proposed to me while he was still dating you. And, not to kiss and tell, but he cheated on you a LOT this weekend!' |
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| 'This way, he's still sober, but I find his stories about shoelaces much more amusing.' |
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| 'I want to rip my arm off just so I can have something to throw at her.' |
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| 'Ding dong, the psycho's gone.' |
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