“People are always asking me if I know Tyler Durden…”

“As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.”

“We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold.”

“I don't want to be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me.”

“Let me tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about…”

“Last night, I dreamt I went to Manderley again.”

“Only ever met one man I wouldn't wanna fight.”

“I had the craziest dream last night. I was dancing the White Swan.”

“Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.”

“What came first, the music or the misery?”

'I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on, you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir!'

“Way out west there was this fella I wanna tell ya about. Goes by the name of Jeff Lebowski.”

“Three billion human lives ended on August 29th, 1997. The survivors of the nuclear fire called the war Judgment Day.”

“Rosebud...”

“Do you find me sadistic? You know, I bet I could fry an egg on your head right now, if I wanted to.”

“Chapter One: He adored New York City. He idolized it all out of proportion. Eh uh, no, make that he, he romanticized it all out of proportion.”

“The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air.”

“Saigon. S**t! I'm still only in Saigon. Every time I think I'm gonna wake up back in the jungle.”

'She isn't coming yet, Toto. Did she hurt you? She tried to, didn't she? Come on. We'll go tell Uncle Henry and Auntie Em.'

'What do we care if we were expelled from college, Scarlett? The war is gonna start any day now, so we'd have left college anyhow.'

“I'm 36 years old, I love my family, I love baseball, and I'm about to become a farmer.”

“When I stepped out into the bright sunlight from the darkness of the movie house, I had only two things on my mind: Paul Newman and a ride home.”

“People trust me with their secrets. But who do I trust with mine? You, only you.”

“I remember those cheers. They still ring in my ears.”

“After I killed him, I dropped the gun in the Thames, washed the residue off me hands in the bathroom of a Burger King, and walked home to await instructions.”

“- 'I'm Statler.' - 'I'm Waldorf. We're here to heckle [title].'”

'My name is Lester Burnham. This is my neighborhood; this is my street; this is my life. I am 42 years old; in less than a year I will be dead.'

“Oh, America. I wish I could tell you that this was still America, but I've come to realize that you can't have a country without people.”

“I believe in America. America has made my fortune.”

“Who am I? You sure you want to know?”

'There was a time, a time before cable. When the local anchorman reigned supreme.'

“I always wondered why no-one did it before me. I mean, all those comic books, movies, TV shows…”

“Hello, my name is [first name]. [Full name]. You want a chocolate?”

“When you love someone, you've gotta trust them. There's no other way. You've got to give them the key to everything that's yours.”

“Are you watching closely?”

“You w- you wanna--you wanna talk about the vanishing wilderness?”

'I owe everything to George Bailey. Help him, Dear Father.'

“There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim.”

'Mr. Dufresne, describe the confrontation you had with your wife the night that she was murdered.'

'I was 12 going on 13 the first time I saw a dead human being.'

“She shivers in the wind like the last leaf on a dying tree.”

'Remember, remember, the fifth of November, the gunpowder treason and plot.'

“Please, sir, I want some more.”

“My name is 'Turkish.' Funny name for an Englishman.”

“Did you know there are more people with genius I.Q.'s living in China than there are people of any kind living in the United States?”

“All right, Curly, enough's enough. You can't eat the venetian blinds. I just had 'em installed on Wednesday.”

“This is a true story about friendship that runs deeper than blood. This is my story and that of the only three friends in my life that truly mattered.”

“Listen, here's the thing: If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you *are* the sucker.”

'Too much garbage in your face? There's plenty of space out in space!'

'I was Sheriff of this county when I was 25 years old. Hard to believe.'