A Lame Puns Quiz

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Can you name the objects of these delightfully lame puns?

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Lame PunLame Answer
It's a dying industry.
Sling it, and you're sure to lose ground.
It's a tailor-made rip-off.
It's the difference between a well-dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bike.
I'd look for my missing watch, I can just never find the [answer].
Magicians are useless without it.
It's the best party there is! Everyone gets a slice of the pie.
First you're Russian, then European, the you're [answer].
It's a non-prophet organization.
For some people 'marriage' is just a word. For others it's a(n) [answer].
Lame PunLame Answer
A theft of someone's coffee.
It just doesn't know how to conduct itself.
If you don't pay your exorcist on time you'll get [answer].
The furnishings are real, except the [answer] are drawn.
A new type of [answer] is sweeping the nation.
I was arrested after my therapist recommend I take something to treat [answer].
I was wondering why it was getting bigger--and then it hit me.
I decide on my [answer] on a case-by-case basis.
They're a bunch of back-stabbers.
It's a dead giveaway.

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