| Haiku | Movie | Year |
| Carol says 'they're here' / She's warped into the closet / How to bring her back? | |
| This Jigsaw fellow / Has a crooked moral code / Elaborate kills | |
| Children of the night / What music they make for him / This iconic vamp | |
| Something is not right / He interacts not with light / And stirs quite a fright! | |
| Open the bay doors. / Yes, I'd like to hear it, HAL. / A trippy ending | |
| Loomis lost Michael / Mike plans to stab once again / The 'boogie man' lurks | |
| Lon Chaney Jr. / This guy detests a full moon / Really needs to shave | |
| Ash is just groovy / Sam Raimi was so absurd / Before Spider-Man | |
| A toy is possessed / Mom won't believe it's the truth / So many sequels | |
| This tape is haunted / No wonder VHS died: / It was self-defense | |
| Stuck indoors all day / He must be imagining / The neighbor killed her | |
| Built upon clichés / Classic 90's slasher flick / What's your favorite? | |
| E.T.'s invade town / Replace people with doubles / Cold War imagery | |
| Covered up killing / But guy isn't really dead / And now wants revenge | |
| Sacrifice the child? / Mia Farrow won't have it / But he's Satan's son | |
| Cruel schoolmates hatch plot / Telekinetic girl mad / Reacts and kills all | |
| Car ran out of gas / Forced to stop at strange homestead / Dispatched one-by-one | |
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