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| 'The trouble with Scotland is that its full of Scots' | |
| Send over a bottle of bubbly with a bucket of ice and a card. Have it say, 'Tough break, get drunk on me. Use the bucket to ice down your marbles, Yours, Z.' | |
| So this is a Harvard bar, huh? I thought there'd be equations and s#!$ on the wall | |
| I looked up 'fubar' in the German dictionary and there's no fubar in here. | |
| The funny thing is - on the outside, I was an honest man, straight as an arrow. I had to come to prison to be a crook | |
| 'Ryan, some things in here don't react well to bullets.' Yeah, like me. I don't react well to bullets. | |
| The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didnt exist. And like that... he's gone | |
| Don't shrug, imbecile. I'm blind. Save your body language for the bimbi. | |
| My CPU is a neural net processor; a learning computer. | |
| No Way! That's Great... WE'VE LANDED ON THE MOON! | |
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| A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti. | |
| But why is the rum gone? | |
| I lost it. I lost it all- faith, dignity... about 15 pounds. | |
| I don't want to be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me | |
| Well, what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today. | |
| What we do in life echoes in eternity. | |
| Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight? | |
| I'm sorry I had to fight in the middle of your Black Panther party. | |
| Royale with cheese. Do you know why they call it a Royale with cheese? | |
| You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. | |
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