| Actor, Quote | Movie | Pithy Commentary |
| Michael Caine: 'I have never seen the film, but by all accounts it was terrible. However, I have seen the house that it built, and it is terrific.' | |
| Halle Berry*: 'I want to thank Warner Brothers for casting me in this piece of ****.' | |
| Brad Pitt: 'It was the most irresponsible bit of filmmaking - if you can even call it that - that I've ever seen. I couldn't believe it.' | |
| Sam Worthington: 'I gotta be a bit better when I’m looking through my scripts!' | |
| Colin Farrell: 'I thought it was style over substance and I accept a good bit of the responsibility.. It was never going to be Lethal Weapon, but I think we missed an opportunity.' | |
| Charlize Theron: 'That was a bad, bad, bad movie. But I got to work with John Frankenheimer. I wasn’t lying to myself—that’s why I did it.' | |
| Shia LaBoeuf: 'It became too big, and I think you lost the anchor of the movie... Then it’s just a bunch of robots fighting each other.' | |
| Katherine Heigl: 'It paints the women as shrews, as humorless and uptight, and it paints the men as lovable, goofy, fun-loving guys.' | |
| Mark Wahlberg: 'It is what it is. F***ing trees, man. The plants. F*** it. You can’t blame me for wanting to try to play a science teacher.' | |
| Jeremy Irons: 'Are you kidding? I'd just bought a castle, I had to pay for it somehow!' | |
| Chris Cooper: 'Then as time went on, I think it got further and further away from historical fact, and became more of a vigilante film. And that was a slight disappointment.' | |
| Christian Bale: 'At 17, you want to be taken very seriously — you don't want to be doing a musical.' | |
| Will Smith: 'Hopefully, other than [title], it's not the worst movie you've ever seen. I made a mistake on [title]. That could have been better.' | |
| Eddie Murphy: 'I know two or three people that liked this movie.' | |
| Nicole Kidman: 'I can’t look at this movie and be proud of what I’ve done... It's just impossible for me to connect to it emotionally.' | |
| Arnold Schwarzenegger: 'It’s the worst film I have ever made. Now, when my kids get out of line, they’re sent to their room and forced to watch [title] 10 times.' | |
| Sylvester Stallone: 'The worst film I’ve ever made by far… maybe one of the worst films in the entire solar system, including alien productions we’ve never seen…' | |
| Sandra Bullock*: 'If you had seen the film with your eyes, it's pretty much a film about a woman stalking a man.. That doesn't really set up the premise for a loving couple.' | |
| Dennis Hopper: 'I said, 'Well Henry, I did that [movie] so you could have shoes,' and he said, 'Dad, I don’t need shoes that badly.'' | |
| Richard Dreyfuss: 'I think the acting is good and a lot of the writing is good, but I don’t really know why Oliver didn’t come to a conclusion with it.' | |