| Actor and Info | Movie | Year |
| *Was that Christian Bale as the young Thomas, who shoots Kokoum and ignites a war between the natives and the settlers? | |
| Was that Kristen Stewart as the daughter of another former child star in this home invasion flick? | |
| Was that Terry O'Quinn (Locke) as a very non-DiCaprio Howard Hughes? | |
| Was that Kate Winslet as the older princess in this “update” on Mark Twain's tale of a Connecticut Yankee? (And was that Daniel Craig, too?) | |
| Was that Hugh Laurie as one of the bumbling goons in this live-action Disney remake? | |
| Was that Joseph Gordon-Levitt as a boy who sees celestial beings helping a baseball team? (And was that Matthew McConaughey and Adrien Brody on the team, too?) | |
| Was that Philip Seymour Hoffman as the pampered prep school student who tries to throw young Charlie under the bus, only to see him saved by a very loud colonel? | |
| *Was that Vin Diesel as the title character, who sacrifices himself to save his young friend Hogarth? | |
| Was that Rachel McAdams as the title character? Man, I sure wish we'd spent ninety minutes with her instead of with Rob Schneider pretending to be her. | |
| Was that Jessica Alba as one of the “popular girls” in this comedy about a former ugly duckling who returns to high school “undercover?” | |
| | Actor and Info | Movie | Year |
| Was that Amy Poehler as the Tourette's-afflicted client of Rob Schneider? | |
| Was that Nathan Fillion as the namesake of the title character who is mistakenly told his siblings are dead? | |
| Was that Gwyneth Paltrow as the young Wendy who finally decided to grow older? | |
| Was that Jon Stewart as the Enhancement Smoker in this, shall we say, uplifting comedy? | |
| Was that Seth Rogen as a bully in this odd, dark film about a troubled teenager with an alliterative name? | |
| Was that Jack Black as the hero's soldier brother who screams, in vain, “Die, you alien s***heads?” (And was that Natalie Portman, too?) | |
| Was that Jake Gyllenhaal as the protagonist's son in this comedy about urban dwellers out of their element? | |
| Was that Scarlett Johansson as the adoptive sister of the title character in this movie that Roger Ebert “hated, hated, hated?” | |
| Was that Jim Parsons (Sheldon Cooper) as the “fast-food knight” in this New Jersey quirkfest? | |
| Was that Vince Vaughn as the unkind halfback who finally has a change of heart to let the little guy play in the final game? | |
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