Mat Baynton [girl candy] [He's the king who likes partyin']
David Tennant [the REAL doctor]
Jedward [those annoying twins]
Dawn French [the fat lady]
Kenneth Branagh ['celebrity is as celebrity does']
Katie Holmes [well she's escaped him now]
Mike Myers [grooovy babyyyy]
Alfonso Cuaron
Pele
Christiaan Barnard [oooh I did the first heart transplant. But you didn't get a role in holby did ya!]
Usain Bolt [he's a lightening bolt]
Mary Seacole [she didn't even invent the pie chart]
Shakira [Waka Waka, it's time for Africa]
Mohandas Gandhi [he got shot]
Saddam Hussein [dictators, they always die]
Jing Lusi (Tara Lo) [twat from holby]
Emperor Hirohito
Fidel Castro
Vladimir Putin [he poos in a tin]
Vladimir Lenin
Nikita Khrushchev [Charlie Fairhead]
Chris Hemsworth [He's a superhero...I think]
Anna-Louise Plowman [Annalese Spence]
Chris Rankin [such a weasel]
Josef Stalin [My car keeps breaking down, is it because it keeps Stalin] hahaaaaaa
Adolf Hitler [He did NAZI how he was going to lose the war, I ANNE FRANKLY disappointed with him]
Benito Mussolini [how can someone be so stupid, but he is like a little teddy bear though]
Pythagoras [he's a maths nerd haha]
Isabella I of Castile
Cristiano Ronaldo
Emma Watson [I can't make a joke about her, she is pretty awesome]
NO ONE BECAUSE IT IS TOO FRICKIN' SMALL
Henrik Hanssen [he got stretched at birth lol]
Alfred Nobel [I wonder if he's related to Donna Nobel]
Mo Farah
Jean Sibelius [I love Sibelius]
Pope Benedict XVI [He's a Pope haha]
Alexander Rybak [he's my fairytale]
Napoleon Bonaparte [the best leader they ever had, then it went downhill for that country]
Franz Ferdinand [he got shot]
Erwin Rommel (Desert Fox) [Oh he is so foxy and a gentleman, even if he was a Nazi]
Dick Turpin Highwayman [I was no prince charming, nothing dandy about me]. [Lesson: It's no fun hanging with highwaymen, when you're hanging from a rope]
General Franco [why didn't he do anything during ww2]