Mat Baynton [girl candy] [He's the king who likes partyin']

David Tennant [the REAL doctor]

Jedward [those annoying twins]

Dawn French [the fat lady]

Kenneth Branagh ['celebrity is as celebrity does']

Katie Holmes [well she's escaped him now]

Mike Myers [grooovy babyyyy]

Alfonso Cuaron

Pele

Christiaan Barnard [oooh I did the first heart transplant. But you didn't get a role in holby did ya!]

Usain Bolt [he's a lightening bolt]

Mary Seacole [she didn't even invent the pie chart]

Shakira [Waka Waka, it's time for Africa]

Mohandas Gandhi [he got shot]

Saddam Hussein [dictators, they always die]

Jing Lusi (Tara Lo) [twat from holby]

Emperor Hirohito

Fidel Castro

Vladimir Putin [he poos in a tin]

Vladimir Lenin

Nikita Khrushchev [Charlie Fairhead]

Chris Hemsworth [He's a superhero...I think]

Anna-Louise Plowman [Annalese Spence]

Chris Rankin [such a weasel]

Josef Stalin [My car keeps breaking down, is it because it keeps Stalin] hahaaaaaa

Adolf Hitler [He did NAZI how he was going to lose the war, I ANNE FRANKLY disappointed with him]

Benito Mussolini [how can someone be so stupid, but he is like a little teddy bear though]

Pythagoras [he's a maths nerd haha]

Isabella I of Castile

Cristiano Ronaldo

Emma Watson [I can't make a joke about her, she is pretty awesome]

NO ONE BECAUSE IT IS TOO FRICKIN' SMALL

Henrik Hanssen [he got stretched at birth lol]

Alfred Nobel [I wonder if he's related to Donna Nobel]

Mo Farah

Jean Sibelius [I love Sibelius]

Pope Benedict XVI [He's a Pope haha]

Alexander Rybak [he's my fairytale]

Napoleon Bonaparte [the best leader they ever had, then it went downhill for that country]

Franz Ferdinand [he got shot]

Erwin Rommel (Desert Fox) [Oh he is so foxy and a gentleman, even if he was a Nazi]

Dick Turpin Highwayman [I was no prince charming, nothing dandy about me]. [Lesson: It's no fun hanging with highwaymen, when you're hanging from a rope]

General Franco [why didn't he do anything during ww2]