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The Dundies are like a car wreck that you want to look away, but you have to stare at it because your boss is forcing you...
The Dundies are kind of like a kid's birthday party, and you go, and there's really nothing for you to do there, but the kid's having a really good time, so you're kind of there.
My worst break-up was with Stacy. It was a Sunday morning, we were reading the paper, I said, Oh my god, I think the Eagles could clinch the NFC East. And she said that we're done.
All right! You want to have a kid? Let's have a f@#$ing kid!
Wow, that is really... hard. You really think you can go all day long? Well, you always left me satisfied and smiling, so...
Well, happy birthday Jesus, sorry your party was so lame...
I wasn't really planning on leaving; all I wanted was a raise. How on earth did Michael call my bluff? Is he some sort of secret genius? [laughs] Sometimes I say crazy things...
I don't want to blame anyone in particular; I think everyone's to blame...
The only difference between me and a homeless man is this job. I will do whatever it takes to survive. Like I did when I was a homeless man...
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My family was on a safari in Africa, and my cousin Mufasa was trampled to death by a pack of wildebeests. We all took it really hard, all of us kind of in the audience...
Every little boy dreams of his fairytale wedding...
Michael, nine different people emailed me that photo, including my ex-wife and... we don't talk...
Darryl Philbin is the most complicated man that I have ever met. I mean, who says exactly what they're thinking? What kind of game is that?
Yes, I put Michael in my wedding. It was the only way I could think of to get six weeks off for my honeymoon. No one else has ever gotten six weeks before...
I'm excited about doing the ad but I'm not really used to doing videos with so many people around...
We do safety training every year. Or after an accident. We've never made it a full year...
My first order of business will be to demote Jim Halpert. So I will need a new number two. My ideal choice? Jack Bauer. But he is unavailable. Fictional. And overqualified...

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