| Quote | Character |
| Having hope is never stupid. You gotta believe good things will happen, and then they will... | |
| It's pretty hard to celebrate the day you killed your mom... | |
| One day you'll be standing where I'm standing now, you'll be the one being banished, and then you'll finally realize that you cannot fight the inevitable. I'll be seeing you boy... | |
| If you say 'live together die alone' top me Jack I'm gonna punch you in the face... | |
| HOW ARE ANY OF US GONNA GET THROUGH THIS DID YOU HEAR WHAT I JUST SAID? WE CAN'T EVEN MAKE FIRE! | |
| Now tell me John, which of these things belong to you? | |
| Screw the button man, who knows if it's even real? | |
| Don't knock the obits, it's the nicest part of the paper. No one ever says anything mean about people once their dead... | |
| You needed a father figure and I needed a kidney, and that's what happened. Get over it, and ____, don't come back. You're not wanted... | |
| That's probably because I've been dead for twelve years... | |
| | Quote | Character |
| It takes a very long time when you're making the thread, but I suppose that's the point isn't it? | |
| If you do not stop following me, I will kill one of them... | |
| Namaste, and good luck... | |
| I am a dentist, I am not rambo... | |
| They come, they fight, they destroy, they corrupt. It always ends the same... | |
| You know what you need Mr. Locke? You need to go on a Walkabout... | |
| And the meek shall inherit the earth... | |
| You know why they call Austrailia down under don't you? Because it's as close as you can get to hell, without being burned... | |
| How is this my writing if I don't remember writing it? | |
| As your friend pointed out, I already died once this week... | |
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