| Quote | Character |
| Is it a Starbucks? | |
| If only we were all wearing liscence plates... | |
| We have two hamsters running a giant wheel in our secret underground lair... | |
| Light, comma, sticks. As in those legs of yours | |
| You taste like fish biscuits.... | |
| Let's look death in the face and say 'Whatever man, let's make our own luck' | |
| Alright...give me the 7 iron... | |
| A leader can't lead until he knows where he's going... | |
| What did one snowman say to the other snowman? | |
| I don't want my baby around liars Charlie... | |
| | Quote | Character |
| Does anyone have a pen?! | |
| I am so not moving to the rape caves... | |
| Yeah, I'm pretty sure I know how to say 'faster' and 'idiot'.... | |
| RAZZLE DAZZLE... | |
| The toilet still works... | |
| It only ends once, anything before that is just progress... | |
| Ille qui nos omnes servabit | |
| I make it to the mainland too often so when I do, I like to indulge myself... | |
| Being told what to do was my life for four years... I didn't like it much either... | |
| Because... We have to go... Home | |
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