| Quote | Character |
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| 'From then on I ate nothing but protein shakes, falcon eggs, and rocks!' | |
| 'Who knows, Maybe that's a thought we can make happen.... kidding! ...or am I... You decide. ...and lemme know.' | |
| 'This thing is so damn awesome! OH MY GOD! Every wizard should have a sword, not these stupid drumsticks' | |
| 'Severus Snape is the kindest bravest, and sexiest man i have ever met in my life.' | |
| 'I used to think looks weren't important, and now I think they are more important than anything.' | |
| 'I can't defeat thee, so please don't eat me.' | |
| 'When I rule the world, I'll plant flowers.' | |
| 'ILL EAT YOUR PILLOW! You'll be having a dream that you're eating a giant marshmellow and you'll wake up and youre favorite goosefeather pillow will be missing!' | |
| | Quote | Character |
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| 'Your father's invisibility cloak (laughs) yeah me and your dad used to use this to play pranks on Snape... oh yeah and we'd solve mysteries and sh*t.' | |
| 'Well I don't *find* this surprising at all...' | |
| 'AVADA KADAVRA! ... Die, bitch!' | |
| 'IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE A F*CKING ELF!' | |
| 'Hogwarts goes to Harry Potter, My Chocolate factorty goes to Charlie, and Toon Town goes to the Toons!' | |
| 'Remember, a portkey can be any type of harmless object, like a football...or a dolphin.' | |
| 'I WANT HERMIONE GRANGER! ...and a rocket ship.' | |
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Characters of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 
Chamber of Secrets Characters 
Broadway Musical Characters A-Z 
