| Quote | Film | Character |
| 'You know, I guess one person really can make a difference.' | |
| 'If we can get a picture of Julia Roberts in a thong, we can certainly get a picture of this weirdo.' | |
| 'I just don't believe a man can fly.' | |
| 'I suppose I am a professor now. Pretty soon I'll be going bald.' | |
| 'I won't kill you, but I don't have to save you.' | |
| 'Oh, by the way, don't worry about the dogs. They'll be all right... as long as you don't look them in the eye.' | |
| 'If it's all the same to you, I think I'll have that drink.' | |
| 'The Dude of Steel! Boy are you gonna get it!' | |
| 'In chess, the pawns go first.' | |
| 'Ah, there it is... Too much iron in your blood!' | |
| 'I want my bird.' | |
| 'Go get 'em, tiger.' | |
| 'We drank, we fought, he made his ancestors proud!' | |
| 'A sword. How human...' | |
| 'I hate to disappoint you but my rubber lips are immune to your charms.' | |
| | Quote | Film | Character |
| 'Calm down, Doctor! Now's not the time for fear. That comes later.' | |
| 'Nothing. No matches on prints, DNA, dental. Clothing is custom, no labels. Nothing in his pockets but knives and lint. No name, no other alias.' | |
| 'Prison is a creepy place, Kitty, and one needs to make creepy friends in order to survive.' | |
| 'Now listen to me, I tell you boys and girls - whichever one of you gets it out... is going to wind up with the single most important interview since... God talked to Moses!' | |
| 'So this is planet Houston.' | |
| 'Impressive! You've upgraded your armor! I've made some upgrades of my own.' | |
| 'Every bond you buy is a bullet in the barrel of your best guy's gun!' | |
| 'You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?' | |
| 'What would you say if I told you we're putting a team together?' | |
| 'Oh no! You found my weakness, small knives.' | |
| 'You gotta admit I played this stinkin' city like a harp from hell.' | |
| 'Great. Stuck in an elevator with five guys on a high-protein diet.' | |
| 'The metal is an alloy called adamantium, supposedly indestructible. It's been surgically grafted to his entire skeleton.' | |
| 'You sunk my battleship!' | |
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