| Quote | Film | Character |
| 'He better be worth it. He better go home and cure a disease, or invent a longer-lasting light bulb.' | |
| 'They've been planning this for a million years.' | |
| 'Give us, us free!' | |
| 'Come on, you're a Jew in a foreign land. It's written somewhere I should invite you to break bread with me. Break bread with me, Ephraim.' | |
| 'I loves Harpo, God knows I do. But I'll kill him dead 'fo I let him beat me.' | |
| 'It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage.' | |
| 'Ten thousand thundering typhoons!' | |
| 'But, John. If the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.' | |
| 'I could have gotten one more person... and I didn't! And I... I didn't!' | |
| 'Eat what? There's nothing here. Gandhi ate more than this.' | |
| 'DON'T call me Junior!' | |
| | Quote | Film | Character |
| 'Tell me. I'm ready. I want to know.' | |
| 'Wherever you are, I will find you and I will bring you home.' | |
| 'I know this sounds crazy, but ever since yesterday on the road, I've been seeing this shape.' | |
| 'I can never go to sleep... but I can lay quietly and not make a peep.' | |
| 'Somewhere on this island is the greatest predator there ever lived. The second greatest predator must take him down.' | |
| 'Be good.' | |
| 'You're gonna need a bigger boat.' | |
| 'I'm going to let you fly tonight, Frank. I'm not even going to try to stop you. That's because I know you'll be back on Monday.' | |
| 'Prepare to meet Kali... in Hell!' | |
| 'You see the dilemma don't you. If you don't kill me, precogs were wrong and precrime is over. If you do kill me, you go away, but it proves the system works.' | |
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