| Quote | Film | Character |
| 'Somewhere on this island is the greatest predator there ever lived. The second greatest predator must take him down.' | |
| 'I loves Harpo, God knows I do. But I'll kill him dead 'fo I let him beat me.' | |
| 'I can never go to sleep... but I can lay quietly and not make a peep.' | |
| 'I could have gotten one more person... and I didn't! And I... I didn't!' | |
| 'He better be worth it. He better go home and cure a disease, or invent a longer-lasting light bulb.' | |
| 'It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage.' | |
| 'Eat what? There's nothing here. Gandhi ate more than this.' | |
| 'Wherever you are, I will find you and I will bring you home.' | |
| 'Ten thousand thundering typhoons!' | |
| 'Give us, us free!' | |
| 'Come on, you're a Jew in a foreign land. It's written somewhere I should invite you to break bread with me. Break bread with me, Ephraim.' | |
| | Quote | Film | Character |
| 'You see the dilemma don't you. If you don't kill me, precogs were wrong and precrime is over. If you do kill me, you go away, but it proves the system works.' | |
| 'You're gonna need a bigger boat.' | |
| 'They've been planning this for a million years.' | |
| 'I'm going to let you fly tonight, Frank. I'm not even going to try to stop you. That's because I know you'll be back on Monday.' | |
| 'DON'T call me Junior!' | |
| 'Prepare to meet Kali... in Hell!' | |
| 'Tell me. I'm ready. I want to know.' | |
| 'Be good.' | |
| 'But, John. If the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.' | |
| 'I know this sounds crazy, but ever since yesterday on the road, I've been seeing this shape.' | |
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