| The Quote | | When the film was released |
| 'Oh my god thats the coolest ****ing story I have heard in my life!Can you tell it again,Do you have time'? | |
| 'So, I guess I'll just give you some money, and you can give me these shoes and--' | |
| 'I won't say it but it rhymes with shmashmortion'. | |
| 'Watch out, babe, I'll take care of this one'. | |
| 'Oh, you guys with worlds are in trouble'! | |
| 'I love you!... I mean, I think we should hang out socially... I have a new ping pong table'. | |
| 'Oh ok, I'll just go **** myself then'. | |
| 'Look who's talking, Captain Twinkie of the S.S. Fat-Ass'! | |
| 'Yeah, I already**** my pants this month'. | |
| 'You son of a bitch! Why didn't you tell me George Simmons wanted us to write jokes for him'? | |