| Quote | Speaker |
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| 'I gave him everything! I was half a virgin when I met him!' | |
| 'Regina said she'll talk to Aaron. And now she is. How can Janis hate her? She's such a good...SLUT!' | |
| 'Did you have an awesome time? Did you drink awesome shooters, listen to awesome music, and then just sit around and soak up each others awesomeness?' | |
| 'Look, I don't mean to hurt your feelings, but I only date women of color.' | |
| 'Coach Carr, step away from the underage girls!' | |
| 'Most people think I'm lying about being a virgin because I prefer jumbo tampons, but I can't help it if I have a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina!' | |
| 'I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me...but I can't help it that I'm so popular.' | |
| 'Gretchen, I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles. And I'm sorry for telling everyone about it. And I'm sorry for repeating it now.' | |
| 'Oh, hi. Did you want to buy some drugs?' | |
| 'I just want you to know, if you ever need anything, don't be shy, OK? There are NO rules in the house. I'm not like a regular mom, I'm a cool mom.' | |
| 'Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up...just don't do it, OK? Promise?' | |
| 'That's why her hair is so big - it's full of secrets.' | |
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