| Quote | Character |
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| Ogres have layers. Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers | |
| We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making waffles! | |
| I'm supposed to be rescued by my true love, not by some ogre and his pet! | |
| You and the rest of that fairy tale trash, poisoning my perfect world. Now tell me, where are the others? | |
| Hey! Isn't we supposed to be having a fiesta? | |
| My diet is ruined. I hope you're happy! | |
| I'll have the Medieval Meal | |
| Somebody help! I've been kidnapped by a monster who's trying to relate to me! | |
| How about a hug? That's the best kind of magic there is! | |
| Oh, no, no. Of course not! That's assuming you don't eat your own young. | |
| | Quote | Character |
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| What? You didn't think you inherited your fighting skills from your father? | |
| No! Not my gumdrop buttons! | |
| Um, ok. I'm wearing ladies underwear | |
| Are you kiddin'? He's gorgeous! His face looks like it was carved by angels. | |
| I voted for Team Alpha Wolf Squadron. | |
| Our first bachelorette is a mentally abused shut-in from a kingdom far, far away. She likes sushi and hot-tubbing any time. | |
| I steal from the rich and give to the needy | |
| He hooffed und he poooffed und he... signed an eviction notice. | |
| Magical transactions are my specialty | |
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