| Question | Answer | Quote |
| Who is the founder of the holiday of Festivus? | |
| During which Festivus aspect does each person tell the others at the table the ways in which he or she has disappointed him or her in the past year? | |
| What stage must be completed in order for Festivus to end? (Hint: it involves wrestling and pinning the head of the household) | |
| What two-word term is used to describe an unusual occurence during Festivus, such as people untold about a Festivus dinner arriving to the proper location? | |
| What man resurrects the holiday of Festivus? | |
| While Christmas has a tree, Festivus has a pole. Of what substance is the pole made? | |
| The real life founder of Festivus | |