| Information | Character | Quote |
| Solves Puzzles/ Arch nemesis is Don Paolo; Lives in London | |
| Is a dalmatian; Has 99 offspring; Is owned by Roger | |
| Serves a very eccentric family; Is very tall; Plays the harpsicord | |
| Makes a lot of pop culture references; Gets hit in the head a lot; Calls his boss 'boss' | |
| Owner of Excalibur; Is being cuckolded; Has a round table | |
| Writes Books; Flys a doghouse; Is the Easter Beagle | |
| Plays the violin; Lives in Victorian England; Is defeated at the Reichenbach Falls | |
| Was temporarily without a soul; Dropped out of college to help brother; Mother and Girlfriend died in a fire | |
| Is a drug dealer; Speaks Infrequently; Is a Barbara Streisand fan | |
| Lives on a plantation; Will never be hungry again; Has been married three times | |