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| I know how to do the play now. | |
| I tried to fart and a little **** came out. I just sharted. | |
| I really want to understand, and then all my readers could understand too. | |
| My student. I, I kissed her. | |
| Nothing happened. I had a talk with a boy. | |
| It's as if Perry and I grew up in the same house. And one day he stood up and went out the back door, while I went out the front. | |
| We're not in therapy now- we're in real life. | |
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| It's not fair! It's not ****ing fair! | |
| I know you think those guys are your friends. You wanna be a true friend to them? Be honest, and unmerciful. | |
| As long as the press sees sex and drugs behind the left hand, you can park a battle carrier behind the right hand and no one's gonna ****ing notice. | |
| I'm gonna **** you so hard, you'll be coming out of your ears. **** you... | |
| This is that scene. | |
| In fact the only thing which looks like Dickie is you. | |
| I'm a fuggin' idiot | |
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