| Incorrect Plot | Novel | Author |
| 'HOLY CRAP! Did that book of maps just move its shoulders?!' | |
| A biography of America's 18th President | |
| A murder mystery: A woman receives an envelope in the mail, but opens it to find that it is covered with blood (or at least something of a similar color!) | |
| Horrible irony ensues when a man tries to wave goodbye while standing under the blades of a helicopter | |
| The story of a lodger who makes a great deal of noise, and the landlord's subsequent anger | |
| The tale of a heliophobic flame who never goes out into the sunlight, and thus never becomes tan | |
| Like 'Field of Dreams', but home plate is still surrounded by thick wheat | |
| A man goes back in time to give tulips to English poet Swineburn | |
| A man robs a bank. He then goes to prison | |
| God destroys the Earth for its cowardice. He creates another that he is sure will be courageous | |