| Fictional Movie Description | Mashed-up Movie Title | Real Movie Titles |
| Five high school students meet in detention, have heart-to-heart discussions, and then beat each other up | |
| Jodie Foster (or perhaps Lindsay Lohan) and Jason Voorhees trade bodies for one day | |
| An assassin continuously relives the day in which he attempts to kill Charles de Gaulle | |
| Mel Gibson finds himself able to hear the thoughts of vertically-challenged women | |
| A cyborg takes on young children who can't play nicely together | |
| A cyborg takes on self-aware Jacuzzis from the future | |
| George Clooney and a band of primates attempt to pull off three heists in Europe | |
| Simba helps Frodo destroy the one ring | |
| A group of soldiers search all over Europe for Goldie Hawn | |
| One man's melodious inner voice tells of Wapner and K-Mart | |
| A janitor from Boston partners with two men to try to find gold buried in a cemetary | |
| An elephant and a dimwit go on a cross-country adventure | |
| An aging minor league baseball player's violence and temper destroy his life | |
| A group of formerly merry men, dressed in green Spandex, debate the guilt of a man on trial for murder | |