| Question | Answer |
| Who visits SouthPark on Christmas Eve? | |
| What keep the giant guinea pigs away? | |
| Where does Cartman travel to to become a pirate? | |
| Who is sent to warn Imaginationland of the terrorist attack? | |
| What is Kyle's cousin's name? | |
| Who does Michael Jackson possess in order to become a child? | |
| Who is the Coon's hero rival? | |
| Who is a gay fish? | |
| Where is the European Fecal Standards and Measurement Institute located? | |
| What is the most bacteria-ridden place on the planet? | |