| Quote | Answer |
| 'I don't check my balls, I don't like the ____' | |
| 'If it's all about ____ why don't gays like a bit of tit?' | |
| 'There's this hairy ___________' | |
| 'You don't get anything done by _________' | |
| 'Thought of a new invention - A watch that counts your life down. If you only have three days left go to the _______' | |
| 'I'm happy when I'm not ___ __' | |
| 'I know how evolution works: Germ, fish, _______, man | |
| 'Could the world _____?' | |
| 'The Tudors? I don't even know if I had a ______ back then' | |
| 'It can happen. If you go to Argentina and have a steak you can wake up with ______' | |
| 'There was one bloke called Jimmy the ___, because he never wore a ___' | |
| | Quote | Answer |
| 'Me Auntie Nora ________ for five minutes' | |
| 'If you haven't got ____ you shouldn' thave wings' | |
| 'I could eat a ____ at night' | |
| 'I know you're 16 but looking 21; that's because Chinese look ____' | |
| 'I don't like having me head ______' | |
| 'You never see an old man eating a ____' | |
| 'A hairdresser once said to me 'You've got the hair of a _________'' | |
| 'One of them was getting out of hand, so me Dad pulled over and put the lad in a ________ ___' | |
| 'This has got a bit heavy, can we do ______ ______ of the week?' | |
| 'I came up with a good idea... see-through ____' | |
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