| All-Important Question | Mandela It! |
| What do you call a nation bordering India that was jailed for fighting apartheid? | |
| What do you call a newt that was jailed for fighting apartheid? | |
| What do you call a British band that sang 'Hungry Like the Wolf' and was jailed for fighting apartheid? | |
| What do you call a kindergarten-grade homework activity that was jailed for fighting apartheid? | |
| What do you call a swamp monster/mama's boy that was jailed for fighting apartheid? | |
| What do you call a polio-stricken leader that was jailed for fighting apartheid? | |
| What do you call his wife? | |
| What do you call one of the greatest men in human history who deserves better puns than these? | |