| Lyric | Song |
| The newspapers said she's gone to his head, they look just like two gurus in a drag | |
| Love, love, love. Love, love, love, love, love, love. Love, love, love. Love, love, love, love, love, love. Love, love, love | |
| He got muddy water he one mojo filter | |
| It's driving me mad, it's driving me mad | |
| I can't hide, I can't hide, I can't hide | |
| All the girls around her say she's got it coming | |
| You can get it wrong and still you think that it's alright | |
| And the banker never wears a mac | |
| And if you say the word I could stay with you | |
| P.C. thirty-one said we've caught a dirty one | |
| Thursday night your stockings needed mending | |
| She took me half the way there | |
| Look at him working, darning his socks in the night when there's nobody there | |
| Oh yeah alright, are you gonna be in my dreams tonight? | |
| Pick up the bags and get in the limousine | |
| That is you can't you know tune in | |
| Yes, I'm certain that it happens all the time | |
| Tell me tell me tell me the answer | |
| You don't know what you're missing | |
| If you really like it you can have the rights | |
| Apologize to her | |