| Quote | Character |
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| 'Guys can fake it? Unbelievable! The one thing that's ours!' | |
| 'What? You made a bet. A bet is a bet. You bet on a bet, and if you lose you lose the bet.' | |
| 'Handle is my middle name. Actually, 'handle' is the middle of my first name.' | |
| 'Hey, can we turn on the TV? I think it's raining outside.' | |
| 'I grew up in a house with Monica, okay. If you didn't eat fast, you didn't eat.' | |
| 'Who's FICA? Why is he getting all my money?' | |
| 'Hey buddy, this is a family place. Put the mouse back in the house.' | |
| 'Oh... my... God!' | |
| 'Look, I know what you're going through. When I turned 50 I got my Porsche. You... you got your own speedster.' | |
| 'You're not gonna try and make me join a cult are you?' | |
| | Quote | Character |
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| 'Oh, what do you know? No-one's going up to you and saying, 'Hi, is that your nostril? Mind if we push this pot roast through it?' | |
| They're different from my other friends, they don't start sentences with 'you know who just died shoveling snow?' | |
| 'Joey! Have you ever seen me ecstatic?' | |
| 'Thanks for showing me your pre-fossilized rock collection. You got 300 of them. It was fascinating!' | |
| 'You're disturbing my oboe practice.' | |
| 'My sisters gonna have my baby!' | |
| 'Yeah well actually I got like thirty haircuts.' | |
| 'Well, you know, you have to take a course. Otherwise they don't let you become a lesbian.' | |
| 'Your dog thought my diaphragm was a chew toy.' | |
| 'It'd really mean a lot to me, if the baby was a boy, if you'd name him after my father - JimminyBillyBob.' | |
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Quotable 'Friends'
