| Opening Lyric | Song |
| 'If you search for tenderness, it isn't hard to find' | |
| 'You went uptown riding in your limousine, in your fine Park Avenue clothes' | |
| 'Don't go changing to try and please me' | |
| 'I am [title], and I know just where I stand' | |
| 'Bobby's driving through the city tonight, through the lights, in a hot new rent-a-car' | |
| 'Got a call from an old friend, we used to be real close' | |
| 'While in these days of quiet desperation, as I wander through the world in which I live' | |
| 'I don't believe in first impressions' | |
| 'Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray' | |
| 'Some folks like to get away, take a holiday from the neighborhood' | |
| | Opening Lyric | Song |
| 'Anthony works in the grocery store, saving his pennies for some day' | |
| 'Late at night, when it's dark and cold, I reach out for someone to hold' | |
| 'She can kill with a smile, she can wound with her eyes' | |
| 'It's nine o'clock on a Saturday, the regular crowd shuffles in' | |
| 'Slow down, you crazy child, you're so ambitious for a juvenile' | |
| 'Well we all have a face that we hide away forever' | |
| 'A bottle of white, a bottle of red' | |
| 'Come out, Virginia, don't make me wait' | |
| '[title] about her, I don't know what it is' | |
| 'Saturday night and you're still hangin' around, tired of living in your one-horse town' | |
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