| Dane Cook, Mike Birbiglia, Mitch Hedberg | |
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| Pachoo! | |
| I'm gonna open up a chain of chair, lunch, dinners. | |
| Keep tellin' yourselves you did it so your shirt fits better. | |
| Thanks for the candy. | |
| We're gonna go fight strawberry shortacake land. | |
| I haven't slept for two days...because that would be too long. | |
| Like fun are you going to the mall. | |
| It's fifteen f*****g cents! Fifteen! Think about it! | |
| I gave a commencement speech at a high school recently...and that didn't go well...at all. | |
| They could take sesame seeds off the market and I wouldn't even care. | |
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