| I know what dude I am. I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude! |
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| I guess sometime there just aren't enough rocks.' |
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| Ouchtown, population you, bro! |
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| You've poisoned me for the last time, you wretched girl |
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| So when you say psychosomatic, you mean like he could start a fire with his thoughts? |
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| Stop browbeating her! Can't you see she is sexy? |
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| You hear that, Ben? Don't let him near the kid, he wants to rear your child! |
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| I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by |
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| No, I need to B my L on someone's T's |
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| We could stay up late, swap manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making waffles |
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| I know they were just kids...but man we beat the f*** out of them |
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| Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue |
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| Someday, son, all this will be yours!' The son looks up and says, 'What? the curtains |
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| You shut your mouth when you're talking to me.' |
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| That's the second time you've tried to kill me today. |
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| You know what this is? A wing, and you are under it. All three of you, right there |
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| Give me a pound. Lock it down. Break the pickle, tickle tickle |
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| Time to nut up or shut up |
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| I'm sorry that good-looking people like us made you throw up and feel bad about yourself |
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| Phil, do not go into the bathroom. There is a tiger in the bathroom. There is a jungle cat in the bathroom. |
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