At Globo Gym we that understand 'ugliness' and 'fatness' are genetic disorders,

We can turn that Frankenstein you see in the mirror every morning

This is Seth from Videorama. The following DVDs are now overdue. Drunken Hussies, Backdoor Patrol, and

This a bad time? I could come back.

I have shareholders.

Your 'gym' is

I'm just spitballing here -but why don't we

There's no way I can go back to working out at my high school. They'd laugh at me there.

I read about the Las Vegas International Dodgeball Open every year

I got some shackles in the back. I'm just kidding.

In some cultures, they only eat vomit. I never been there,

ADAA? That's the

But remember, dodgeball is a sport of

Just remember the five Ds of dodgeball.

One of your player's urine tested positive for three separate types of anabolic steroids,

I'm off the clock.' -

You want a dodgeball victory,

That's what this sack of wrenches is for;

Is it necessary for me to drink my urine?' 'Probably not'

It's called the Freedom of Information Act,

It is over between us, Kate.

We get our first glimpse of the Average Joe's squad, sporting unwieldy uniforms.'

where we'll separate the wheat from the chaff, the men from the boys, and

It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to f$#%

A relentless Globo Gym attack led by their

Ouch-Town.

They don't make a 'sorry your coach just got crushed by two tons of irony'

Oh, I don't think I'm a lot dumber than you thought

Gar. Steve's gotta go

The championship dodgeball match

Once I thought of quittin', when

It's a bold strategy, Cotton

Four Cobras and one Joe.

Throw out the rule book, folks, it's down and dirty now.

We're sweating like

Ladies and gentlemen, it's the greatest happening in sport.

Just don't go cryin' to mama when

But it looks like Peter La Fleur has actually blindfolded himself.'

Do you believe in

I have been to the Great Wall of China. I have seen the Pyramids of Egypt.