| quote | movie |
| 'If peeing your pants is cool, than I'm Miles Davis.' | |
| 'Smell you later poopsicle' | |
| 'You eat pieces of **** for breakfast?' | |
| 'I'm from the south. The Deep South.' | |
| 'I guess when you combine mass quantities of cough syrup with yodels... you get acid.' | |
| 'That boy got slave feet! ' | |
| 'Well, I have a microphone, and you don't, SO YOU WILL LISTEN TO EVERY DAMN WORD I HAVE TO SAY! ' | |
| 'Remember to use a condom, or in your case, a Hefty bag. ' | |
| 'Gay guys know how to dance good. It's like the law or some ****. ' | |
| ' I just want to make people silky-smooth! ' | |