| Quote | Character |
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| Baby, I am tied to a tree in a jungle of mystery and I just got tortured by a damn spinal surgeon and a genuine Iraqi. Of course I'm serious. | |
| Dude, you've got some...Arzt...on you. | |
| Two days after I found out I had a fatal tumor on my spine, a spinal surgeon fell out of the sky... and if that's not proof of God, I don't know what is. | |
| I can do this, I kicked drugs, I can deliver a baby. | |
| I'm sorry I kissed you. | |
| We either live together.... or die alone. | |
| Don't tell me what I can't do! | |
| I'll see you in another life, brother. | |
| What? I am so not moving to the rape caves! | |
| They took my son! | |
| And Charlie, I'll kill you last. | |
| The thing is, we're gonna have to take the boy | |
| | Quote | Character |
|---|
| You have only three choices: run, hide, or die. | |
| When I say move, you move. When I say stop, you stop. | |
| That's why the Red Sox will never win the series. | |
| I don't know what is more disquieting, where is the rest of the body or that it has 4 toes! | |
| It only ends once. Anything that happens before that is just progress. | |
| I'm not supposed to have chocolate before dinner. | |
| I understand that you live in a world where righteousness and evil seem very far apart, but that is not the real world. | |
| Those...pants...don't make you look...fat. | |
| Unless you want to blow up, I'm coming with you. | |
| Well, actually...we're not quite...in Portland. | |
| We've all been through a trauma. The only difference is that since the crash you've actually given yourself a pedicure. | |
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